Friends: Bill

He was my trigonometry teacher in high school His house is beautiful, but don't tease him about the cobwebs His neighborhood is disproportionately gay He resists technology, and he owns a coal burning TV He loves Ralph Lauren, but don't tell him I told you.  He buys it, hangs it in the closet, but never wears it! Love My Bill, R&R He has an e-mail address, but prefers not to remember it.